Кракадил, кракажу, и буду кракадить.

for sale

Mon, 11 May 2009 04:24:05 GMT

Novoe Radio van: $5K. 4WD, perfect for Tahoe, camping, road trips, cargo.
My RX-8: $14.5K :/
Very fun motorcycle: $1,250

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 08:19:33 GMT

livejournal is like that friend, that you only remember when feeling down and lonely. it is always there, always ready to listen, and sometimes cheers you up. thanks, livejournal. i'll visit you even when my life is not a mess. i promise.

Black Tuesday

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 04:08:58 GMT

Woke up from the house shaking from the wind and being attacked by branches. Several customers for some reason decided to cancel their orders, all today, and demanding refunds, while I already bought the supplies. Just as the business began to pick up. Got in a fight with my partner, customers, suppliers. Sent a message to a roommate asking for rent, which is due tomorrow. She replies, that she moved out a week ago. Wtf? Taxes due tomorrow, still not done... Can't feel half of my face, because the dentist injected me with too much anesthesia. Drooling... Travel agent calls to tell me I have to pay for my Asia program now... Selling my stocks, ridiculously undervalued... iPhone decided to drop every single call after 5 seconds of each conversation today... Can't find a 30-40 year old female actress for my short film. I got over 10 applicants for the lead male role, and none for female... Then the other two roommates (a couple) start fighting. Complete with screaming, tantrums, crying, packing...

That's all. Doesn't seem that bad, when you write it all down.

silly puns

Wed, 18 Feb 2009 08:35:23 GMT

1. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, 'Keep off the Grass.'

2. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then, it hit me.

3. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

4. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

5. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

© internet

Spring break 2009

Thu, 12 Feb 2009 22:46:31 GMT

Let' go on a cruise in the Carribean on March 22-29. Its about $750 total with airfare to Miami. Anyone interested? Come on, should be fun.

Best Superbowl Commercials

Tue, 03 Feb 2009 02:57:56 GMT

anti-semitism

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 08:53:39 GMT

Not being Jewish, I have never thought much or dealt with antisemitism. My entire experience with it could be summed up in watching the Schindler's List. After visiting Israel and being educated, brain-washed, or enlightened (whatever you want to call it) on the subject, I began sadly noticing how live and thriving anti-semitism is around the world in the 21st century, even within my circles.

Here is a childhood friend, classmate, that I've removed from my friend list:
http://vovka-j.livejournal.com/36788.html

60 minutes: Wine Rx

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 08:50:02 GMT

dieting, drinking wine, eternal life - now in one pill (13min video)

bleh

Thu, 25 Dec 2008 01:58:04 GMT

Did you know that a British billion is 1,000,000,000,000 (million millions), unlike the American billion which is 1,000,000,000 (thousand million). I guess there are no billionaires in Britain.

happy holidays and shit...

Jerry Sena

Sat, 20 Dec 2008 04:58:38 GMT

A family friend wrote and recorded this song on his computer, but I find it quite captivating. What do you think?

Final Flash Project: silly lil game

Fri, 19 Dec 2008 02:57:21 GMT

Although it is full of bugs, let me know if you can pass it.
all done with school. now holidays, Dec 26 Avalon party with DJ Romeo, new years in Times Square, then Israel.

Recessions and Expansions from the Great Depression to Today

Fri, 19 Dec 2008 00:32:44 GMT

© Time Magazine

Seems like none of the recessions have been longer than 16 month. The one we're in is already in its 12th month. Is it almost over? Or is this one special?

2nd Commercial: All You Need

Thu, 11 Dec 2008 01:16:43 GMT

My 1st commercial: Responsibly

Thu, 11 Dec 2008 00:40:08 GMT

No Bailouts for Incompetent

Sun, 07 Dec 2008 22:46:27 GMT

No bailout for Detroit! My 6 year old Chevy van cannot pass the smog test. Really, Chevy, six year old?

One Last Blow

Thu, 13 Nov 2008 07:33:19 GMT

Bush Administration Moves Forward on Midnight Rulemaking to Force Banks to Ban Internet Gambling
Effective January 19. One day before Obama takes office.
I can't believe I used to defend Bush. What a dick.

congrats, world.

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 04:35:19 GMT

Finally. America will be okay after all.

Ticket #3214303
WAGER: $100
Date Placed: Jan 16, 2007
ODDS TO WIN THE 2008 US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION: BARACK OBAMA 1:10
WIN: $1,000

week's random records

Sat, 01 Nov 2008 03:54:11 GMT

- Wednesday's Daily Show interview with Obama - most watched episode of all times.
- Saturday's SNL with Sarah Palin - most watched in 14 years.
- Exxon Mobil 3Q $15 billion profit - biggest profit of any company, anywhere, ever.

Fedex

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 01:08:16 GMT

When overnighting a Fedex envelope from San Francisco to San Jose, is it really more efficient to route it through Memphis, TN?

Saturday, SF

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 02:45:42 GMT

It often takes an out-of-state visitor to experience SF again:
late ferry to Alcatraz; shoot scenes at pier 39; fondle sharks at Aquarium of the Bay; shoot Golden Gate from Sausalito; pirozhki, chebureki, beer from Geary, picnic at ocean beach; hookah at Haight street; freeze at Twin Peaks; Jager bombs at Nikitin/Reznikov's; punk rock concert/leukemia benefit in Chinatown basement; soapy beer at Amnesia; negative Yelp review for Amnesia.

highly useful

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 02:55:43 GMT

Last week Google launched Mail Goggles for Google's Gmail service, which forces people to answer five simple maths problems in under a minute before they can send messages late at night and on weekends. The feature is designed to prevent people from sending messages without thinking through the consequences.
http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2008/10/13/1223749908757.html

When enabled, Mail Goggles kicks in at the time you specify (default is between 10 p.m. and 4 a.m. on Friday and Saturday), and throws five math problems up on the screen when you press "send." You have a limited period of time to solve them. If you can answer the questions, presumably you're of mind sound enough to tell off your boss, or pour your heart out to your ex-lover.
http://news.cnet.com/8301-17939_109-10059735-2.html

GB+Yahoo?

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 11:20:04 GMT

http://startwearingpurple.com

Global 100

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 08:09:31 GMT

Looking thru the list of top 100 websites in the world:

1. Yahoo
2. Google
3. Youtube
4. Live
5. Facebook
....but did you know:
22. Mail.ru
26. Vkontakte
45. YouPorn
50. AdultFriendFinder
60. PornHub
80. LiveJournal

2nd Flash: player from scratch

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 07:22:08 GMT

this lil thing takes 2 hours and 90 lines of code. hate coding.

NovoeRadio Halloween. Finally. +Psy.

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 08:52:51 GMT