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for sale [May. 10th, 2009|09:15 pm]
Novoe Radio van: $5K. 4WD, perfect for Tahoe, camping, road trips, cargo.
My RX-8: $14.5K :/
Very fun motorcycle: $1,250
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(no subject) [Apr. 15th, 2009|01:18 am]
livejournal is like that friend, that you only remember when feeling down and lonely. it is always there, always ready to listen, and sometimes cheers you up. thanks, livejournal. i'll visit you even when my life is not a mess. i promise.
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Black Tuesday [Apr. 14th, 2009|08:55 pm]
Woke up from the house shaking from the wind and being attacked by branches. Several customers for some reason decided to cancel their orders, all today, and demanding refunds, while I already bought the supplies. Just as the business began to pick up. Got in a fight with my partner, customers, suppliers. Sent a message to a roommate asking for rent, which is due tomorrow. She replies, that she moved out a week ago. Wtf? Taxes due tomorrow, still not done... Can't feel half of my face, because the dentist injected me with too much anesthesia. Drooling... Travel agent calls to tell me I have to pay for my Asia program now... Selling my stocks, ridiculously undervalued... iPhone decided to drop every single call after 5 seconds of each conversation today... Can't find a 30-40 year old female actress for my short film. I got over 10 applicants for the lead male role, and none for female... Then the other two roommates (a couple) start fighting. Complete with screaming, tantrums, crying, packing...

That's all. Doesn't seem that bad, when you write it all down.
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silly puns [Feb. 18th, 2009|12:34 am]
1. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, 'Keep off the Grass.'

2. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then, it hit me.

3. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

4. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

5. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. 

© internet
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Spring break 2009 [Feb. 12th, 2009|02:44 pm]
[Current Mood | exhausted]

Let' go on a cruise in the Carribean on March 22-29. Its about $750 total with airfare to Miami. Anyone interested? Come on, should be fun.
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Best Superbowl Commercials [Feb. 2nd, 2009|06:46 pm]
my picks )
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anti-semitism [Jan. 28th, 2009|12:48 am]
[Current Mood | losing hope in humanity]

Not being Jewish, I have never thought much or dealt with antisemitism. My entire experience with it could be summed up in watching the Schindler's List. After visiting Israel and being educated, brain-washed, or enlightened (whatever you want to call it) on the subject, I began sadly noticing how live and thriving anti-semitism is around the world in the 21st century, even within my circles.

Here is a childhood friend, classmate, that I've removed from my friend list:
http://vovka-j.livejournal.com/36788.html
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60 minutes: Wine Rx [Jan. 27th, 2009|12:47 am]
dieting, drinking wine, eternal life - now in one pill (13min video)
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bleh [Dec. 24th, 2008|05:38 pm]
[Current Mood |unchristmasy]
[Current Music |Nutcracker - Pas De Deux]

Did you know that a British billion is 1,000,000,000,000 (million millions), unlike the American billion which is 1,000,000,000 (thousand million). I guess there are no billionaires in Britain.

happy holidays and shit...
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Jerry Sena [Dec. 19th, 2008|08:57 pm]
A family friend wrote and recorded this song on his computer, but I find it quite captivating. What do you think?
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Final Flash Project: silly lil game [Dec. 18th, 2008|06:33 pm]
Although it is full of bugs, let me know if you can pass it.
all done with school. now holidays, Dec 26 Avalon party with DJ Romeo, new years in Times Square, then Israel.
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Recessions and Expansions from the Great Depression to Today [Dec. 18th, 2008|04:27 pm]
© Time Magazine

Seems like none of the recessions have been longer than 16 month. The one we're in is already in its 12th month. Is it almost over? Or is this one special?
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2nd Commercial: All You Need [Dec. 10th, 2008|05:02 pm]
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My 1st commercial: Responsibly [Dec. 10th, 2008|04:39 pm]
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No Bailouts for Incompetent [Dec. 7th, 2008|02:39 pm]
No bailout for Detroit! My 6 year old Chevy van cannot pass the smog test. Really, Chevy, six year old?
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One Last Blow [Nov. 12th, 2008|11:30 pm]
Bush Administration Moves Forward on Midnight Rulemaking to Force Banks to Ban Internet Gambling
Effective January 19. One day before Obama takes office.
I can't believe I used to defend Bush. What a dick.
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congrats, world. [Nov. 4th, 2008|08:33 pm]
[Current Mood | extatic]

Finally. America will be okay after all.

Ticket #3214303
WAGER: $100
Date Placed: Jan 16, 2007
ODDS TO WIN THE 2008 US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION: BARACK OBAMA 1:10
WIN:
$1,000

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week's random records [Oct. 31st, 2008|03:27 am]
[Current Mood | curious]

- Wednesday's Daily Show interview with Obama - most watched episode of all times.
- Saturday's SNL with Sarah Palin - most watched in 14 years.
- Exxon Mobil 3Q $15 billion profit - biggest profit of any company, anywhere, ever.
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Fedex [Oct. 21st, 2008|06:07 pm]
When overnighting a Fedex envelope from San Francisco to San Jose, is it really more efficient to route it through Memphis, TN?
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Saturday, SF [Oct. 20th, 2008|07:41 pm]

It often takes an out-of-state visitor to experience SF again:
late ferry to Alcatraz; shoot scenes at pier 39; fondle sharks at Aquarium of the Bay; shoot Golden Gate from Sausalito; pirozhki, chebureki, beer from Geary, picnic at ocean beach; hookah at Haight street; freeze at Twin Peaks; Jager bombs at Nikitin/Reznikov's; punk rock concert/leukemia benefit in Chinatown basement; soapy beer at Amnesia; negative Yelp review for Amnesia.

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